Monday, May 16, 2011

Watch your mouth

Something DJ Latu said today reminded me of this list. It's been a minute since I've published this so I thought it's time to dust it off and post it again! If you're a DJ, or have ever played music publicly you'll understand. This list is not in any particular order. Here goes...

Educate yourself on what NEVER to say to the DJ!

1. PLAY SOMETHING GOOD, SOMETHING WE CAN DANCE TO!
2. WOULD YOU PLAY SOMETHING WITH A "BEAT"?
3. I DON'T KNOW WHO SINGS IT AND I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF THE SONG…
4. “EVERYBODY” WANTS TO HEAR THIS!
5. “NOBODY” WANTS TO HEAR THIS
5. “EVERYBODY” WILL DANCE IF YOU PLAY IT!
6. I WANT TO HEAR IT NEXT!
7. WHAT DO YOU HAVE?
8. HEY, “NOBODY” CAN DANCE TO THIS!
9. PLAY IT SOON BECAUSE WE'RE LEAVING!
10. PLEASE PLAY "**********", IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
11. WHEN WILL YOU PLAY IT?
12. CAN YOU PLEASE PLAY IT AGAIN?
13. CAN YOU PLAY # *** ON ***’S CD?
14. WILL YOU PLAY THIS SONG ON MY IPOD?
15. CAN I LEAVE MY COAT HERE?
16. HEY, LET ME SPIT ON THE MIC?

I must have a lot of faith in the human race because I'm often amazed at some of the things that come out of people's mouths.

REMINDER: Opinions are not FACT, and you're not the only one here.

If you or someone you know is guilty of asking/demanding any of these posts listed above, help us set them straight and we can all have a better time.


Things to never say @ the DJ Music Video!